Meet the Whole Gang
A great big heart and a little sass… that’s Walnelli in a nutshell (pardon the pun). Walnelli is an eternal optimist, always looking for the good in others, even Ruby Slacker Rubber band, who basically sits around and does nothing, and Mr. Grump Ass, the old white coffee mug who is both opinionated and crotchety.
Sassy. Passionate. Fun Office Manager.
Wears many different hats and loves peeps!
Favorite Quote: “I wonder how long I’m going to be stuck in this shell hole?”
Likes: Cory Correctional Fluid, tattoos, and anything pink
Dislikes: Office politics, party poopers, licking envelopes
Mr. Grump Ass
Authoritative. Opinionated. Traditionalist.
Favorite Quote: “That’s Mr. Grump Ass to you!”
Likes: Miss B, Smooth Jazz, and Grumpy Cat
Dislikes: Millennials and dancing
Cory Correctional Fluid
Heroic. Secretive. Strong. Forgiving.
The Office Super Hero who promotes an “it’s okay to make mistakes” office culture
Favorite Quote: “A mistake is just a do over!”
Likes: Capes & masks
Dislikes: Aggressive females & barking chihuahua dogs
Curvy Paper Clip
Fun. Extravagent. Creative. Sexy. Single.
The life of the party.
Favorite Quote: “If it isn’t fun, why do it?”
Likes: Any kind of party, tp’ing others cubicles, and glitter
Dislikes: Organized, boring looking desks and hearing “zip it!”
Back Stabbing. Social. Outspoken. Cutting.
Favorite Quote: “Guess who that mother chucker is sleeping with now?”
Likes: Chit-chat and hanging at the water cooler
Dislikes: Thick paper and the truth
Gooey Glue Stick
Athletic. Collaborative. Cohesive.
Team Player who’s always running.
Favorite Quote: “Let’s stick together!”
Dislikes: Sand Paper
Sly. Controlling. Egotistical.
The office micromanager.
Favorite Quote: “I need to weigh in on that decision.”
Likes: Taking credit for other’s work, climbing the corporate ladder, treating employees like mushrooms by keeping them in the dark
Dislikes: When others succeed, recognizing employees
Authoritative. Mean. Insecure.
The Office Bitch
Favorite Quote: “I’m sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion!”
Likes: Red lipstick and designer hand bags
Dislikes: The word wimpy and blonde jokes
Missy Memo Pad
Cheap. Shy. Persuasive.
A cheap memo pad from China.
Favorite Quote: “Write something on me and stick it to ’em!”
Likes: To cling to others and bright pink ink
Dislikes: Anyone who crosses her lines
Overdrive aka Oh-Dee
Burnt out. Overused. Tired. Listless.
The Office Zombie.
Favorite Quote: “I love you couch – You understand me.”
Likes: Brainy people and extra shots of anything
Dislikes: Slackers, motivational posters and the alarm clock
Ruby Slacker Rubber Band
Lazy. Demotivated. Unpopular. Bands with others.
Favorite Quote: “I’m tired of getting flicked off!”
Likes: Walking fast, long lunches and surfing the web
Dislikes: Action items, performance reviews and people who actually work
Unhealthy. Entitled. Hardy.
A bug that crashes in the office break room.
Favorite Quote: “Oh God, please don’t let Twinkies go extinct!”
Likes: Potlucks and doughnut crumbs
Dislikes: Stevia and green food
Indecisive. Passive Aggressive. Independent.
Manager of people who can sometimes be a “real tool”
Favorite Quote: “Boy do I have an opportunity for you!”
Likes: Attending meetings and taking credit for other’s work
Dislikes: Sitting in a cubicle and doing actual work
Sharp. Witty. Educated.
Skinny green pencil who likes writing simple things.
Favorite Quote: “I wish I was mechanical, because sharpening hurts.”
Likes: To write simple praise
Dislikes: Cheap ass trophies and engraved pen sets